mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love